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Broetry

Author: Brian McGackin
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 159474517X
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A collection of poetry by Brian McGackin, aimed at a male audience, expressing fond feelings toward video game consoles, frozen pizza, and Bruce Willis, and exploring Star Wars conventions, frat parties, and more.

Broetry

Author: Will Ross
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557936616
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Tinder Nightmares

Author: Unspirational
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1683351878
Size: 43.51 MB
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Tinder Nightmares is a hilarious look at some of the most epic fails of the often racy, always ridiculous, “romantic” exchanges on Tinder. The Instagram account of the same name has skyrocketed to popularity for its captivating—and sometimes titillating—ability to capture the real-life conversations between people who are looking to connect with that special someone. Tinder Nightmares is organized by theme, with chapters such as Bad English, Broetry, Strange Requests, Sneak Attacks, and more. This book explores everything from pickup lines to breakups, and all the moments that come in between. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who has ever suffered through online dating.

The Clockwork Three

Author: Matthew J. Kirby
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 054532307X
Size: 70.17 MB
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Three ordinary children are brought together by extraordinary events. . . Giuseppe is an orphaned street musician from Italy, who was sold by his uncle to work as a slave for an evil padrone in the U.S. But when a mysterious green violin enters his life he begins to imagine a life of freedom. Hannah is a soft-hearted, strong-willed girl from the tenements, who supports her family as a hotel maid when tragedy strikes and her father can no longer work. She learns about a hidden treasure, which she knows will save her family -- if she can find it.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
ISBN: 0806535938
Size: 23.56 MB
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

Brocabulary

Author: Daniel Maurer
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061981877
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Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to: Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you). Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex. Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . ."). Stop brocrastinating! It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.

Stuff Every Woman Should Know

Author: Alanna Kalb
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594744440
Size: 58.93 MB
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Since its publication last year, Stuff Every Man Should Know has taught countless guys how to start campfires, shave properly, and select quality cigars. But what about members of the smarter sex? This delightful companion volume will teach women of all ages how to throw a cocktail party, pick a signature scent, perform a breast self-examination, and much more. Stuff Every Woman Should Know also includes instructions on: How to Ask for a Raise Ten Stylish Pieces Every Woman Should Own How to Throw a Football Self-Defense Techniques And much, much more! With helpful instructions and charming illustrations, this stylish pocket-sized hardcover is the perfect gift for Mother's Day, graduation, or any time of the year.

Pop Sonnets

Author: Erik Didriksen
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594748284
Size: 38.58 MB
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The Bard meets the Backstreet Boys in Pop Sonnets, a collection of 100 classic pop songs reimagined as Shakespearean sonnets. All your favorite songs are here, including hits by Jay-Z, Johnny Cash, Katy Perry, Michael Jackson, Talking Heads, and many others. With stirring sentiments on everything from love and despair to wanton women, Pop Sonnets offers inspirational verse for every occasion.

Insults Every Man Should Know

Author: Nick Mamatas
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594745242
Size: 13.72 MB
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"Including- Insulting Someone s Intelligence Insulting Someone s Sexual Prowess Insults for the Office Insults on Game Day Insults throughout History Insults from around the World Plus- insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more!"