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Calm The F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522864745
Size: 31.13 MB
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This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940

Chill The F Ck Out

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 9781473642058
Size: 27.49 MB
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From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

Sad Truths Seriously Adult Coloring Book

Author: Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530337699
Size: 78.64 MB
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Sometimes, a positive affirmation is just annoying. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: When you reach the end of your rope, your hands will be too sweaty to hang on, anyway. Life is 10% what happens to you, 10% how you react to it, and 80% other crap. What you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Unless you screwed up. The secret to getting ahead is closely guarded by people who are already ahead of you. Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. And catch fire. ***30 original anti-affirmations and coloring designs in all!*** If you love "Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book" by Sasha O'Hara, try "Sad Truths"! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

Sad Truths Twisted Song Lyrics Edition

Author: The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533109743
Size: 67.74 MB
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This black-background coloring book features song lyrics you know and love, with a sad truths twist! You might recognize these not-so-famous lyrics: Stairway to orgasm I want to hold your ass I can't get no fornication You've lost that burnin' feelin' Lust is a battlefield 30 twisted lyrics and coloring designs in all! Each single-sided page is printed with a BLACK background for a cool coloring effect. I created all of the designs specifically for the dark pages. All of the designs in this book are original and won't be found in other coloring books or as stock photos. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, the irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you think the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander are hilarious, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, night coloring book, nighttime coloring book, black coloring book, dark coloring book, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

Sad Truths Mandala Edition

Author: The Rude The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530425020
Size: 33.43 MB
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***30 original sad truths and mandala coloring designs in all!*** Sometimes, a positive affirmation just won't do. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: Your imagination will lead you down many useless paths. Life is the most difficult exam. And you just failed. You are safe in the arms of the universe. Until you get sucked into a black hole. Dream big. Dreams are all you have. Your life is the result of the choices everyone else makes for you. All pages are printed single-sided for a great coloring experience. Every mandala design is original and cannot be found in other coloring books or on stock photo sites. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you love the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

Fuck You

Author: Ikon bookb
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781986556804
Size: 58.52 MB
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This new adult coloring book is the perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation It includes 26 Exclusive Swear Word & Funny Phrases Coloring Pages Designed for Adults Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Each Swear Word is Designed with Mandalas The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Follow us on "Ikon bookb" Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Sized to frame at 8" x 10" Single-Sided Pages Printed on white paper Here are some words and phrases you'll find inside the book: Fuck Off Son of a bitch Damn Shit Piss off Bastard Cunt Wanker Bloody Oath What an Asshole Taking the piss Fair Suck of the Sav Simply relax, choose the swear word of your choice and then color.

Happy F Cking Holidays

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539679370
Size: 70.78 MB
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From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Fuck You Other Irreverent Notes To Annoying People

Author: Swear Words Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532911026
Size: 78.89 MB
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Do you ever feel like you need to curse in order to deal with everyday bull and the annoying people and stresses in your life? If so then this Adult Swear Word Coloring Book will make you relax and laugh out loud at the same time as you color the irreverent notes that you can then send to the annoying people in your life. There are 40 pages to color in this large 8.5" wide x 11" height book. Printed on good quality paper, you can color the pages, carefully remove and frame them to give them to the intended recipients as gifts. With loads of curse words to color you can get real therapy from these pages. It is important to remember that this adult swear word coloring book is for grown ups so no kids allowed (it's too rude and sweary). Take a look inside to see the excellent quality of the designs. Designed for all skill levels so there is something in here for everyone. Color away and forget your worries. So what are you waiting for? Order your adult swear word coloring book today and say F**k you to all the annoying things and people in your life. Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Swear Word Coloring Book Go Away I M Coloring

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781520482224
Size: 36.47 MB
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Amazon Bestseller 2017 Get now the new sensational Sword Coloring Book: Go Away, I'm Coloring! 30 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax 50% OFF! Available for only $4.99! Regularly priced at $10 Time Limited Discount BONUS! Visit adultcoloringbooks.reviews to receive free sweary coloring pages! Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? Have you been looking for that one thing that could make your day a little bit nicer? Introducing the newest bestseller swear word coloring book. With many swear words to choose from, this adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say! This Amazing Adult Coloring Book Features 30 Unique Hand-Drawn Illustrations with Swear Words Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Hours and Hours of Relaxation, Mindful Calm and Stress Relief This coloring book for grown-ups features 30 stress relieving swear word coloring pages. You will find moments of joy and peace with the designs presented in this book. The coloring pages will help you calm the fuck down. List of Words: DICKSLAP COCKJOCKEY FAGGOTCOCK ASSBAG FUCK YOU, SENORITA WANKSTAIN WAZZOCK FUCKTAIL COCK WOMBLE BITCHASS COCKLUMP WANKER SLUT MORON FUCK OFF ASSFUCK EAT MY SHIT ASSBITE BLOWJOB CUM ON YOUR FACE FUCKASS DICKHEAD SUCK IT UP BITCHTITS FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK ASSWIPE BAGGY VAG SERIOUSLY, BITCH? DICKWARD YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. If you have an idiot co worker, an idiot spouse, a douche neighbor, you need this book. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that express yourself. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This book will help you color the stress away! This book would make an excellent gift for anyone in your life that loves and collects adult coloring books. Take action today and order this book for a limited time discount! You're going to love it. TAGS: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, fuck off coloring book, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book

Notes To The Asshole Boyfriend

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533356413
Size: 58.22 MB
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A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"