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Creative Cursing

Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: Running PressBook Pub
ISBN: 9780762435753
Size: 22.37 MB
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Whether you’re annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique side-by-side flippable flap novelty book of amusing and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Both young and old students and professionals alike will appreciate this easy-to-use, uncensored, totally x-rated, and hilarious phrase generator. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.

Creative Cussin

Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780762440153
Size: 59.38 MB
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This "Creative Cursing" follow-up is a redneck-inspired curse-word generator of creative swearing and fun verbal abuse. Turn to any two pages at random in the one-of-a-kind novelty flip book format for a fresh new insult.

The Book Of Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Author: Bethany Keeley
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452103364
Size: 18.57 MB
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From the sarcastic to the suggestive, here are quotation marks as we love them best, doing horrible damage to the English language. Who wouldn't have second thoughts about ordering the "hamburger" on the diner's menu? Would it be best to skip the "blowout" sale at the department store? What hidden price must be paid for something marked "free"? Assembled by the creator of the wildly popular "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks, this book surveys the havoc wreaked by quotation marks on signs, menus, placards, and posters that leave reality upended by supposed "facts." This smarty-pants guide is "perfect" for desperate grammarians, habitual air quoters, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Dear Asshole

Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762442867
Size: 10.38 MB
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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

How Not To Be A Dick

Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 1936976021
Size: 76.56 MB
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Offers practical advice for avoiding antisocial or unpleasant behavior in several common settings by communicating effectively, being considerate, respecting others, avoiding overgeneralization, taking responsibility, and helping others.

The Crap Tastic Guide To Pseudo Swearing

Author: Michelle Witte
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 0762444169
Size: 37.63 MB
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Suggests creative and equally satisfying ways of expressing strong emotions without using inappropriate language, providing a dictionary of swearing alternatives organized under such categories as Classics, Sexy Talk and Safe for Church. 20,000 first printing.


Author: Gregory Bergman
Publisher: Adams Media
ISBN: 1440516154
Size: 79.15 MB
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You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large black--decaf. You go to save the presentation that's taken you all week to complete--only to discover it's corrupt. Your bank slaps you with a $25 charge for overdrafting 25 cents; And all you can think is, WTF? Luckily for you, this book fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes them say, "what the f*#!?" Step by step, the authors take readers through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life's many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life's most f*#!'ed-up situations are covered in this entertaining guide. Rather than turn lemons into lemonade, this book spits lemon juice into life's eye and gives it a good kick to the junk.

Brain Fart

Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: Running Press Miniature Editions
ISBN: 9780762463787
Size: 41.39 MB
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Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm

Author: James Napoli
Publisher: Sterling Innovation
ISBN: 9781402769528
Size: 18.58 MB
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Offers brief and sarcastic explanations for the existence of things ranging from acne, a way that nature delays sexual activity, to zebra, an animal made to look fat.

The Little Book Of Essential English Swear Words

Author: Stewart Ferris
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781840244182
Size: 79.22 MB
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An inclusive look at the English language's most frowned upon words The English language has a rich tradition of exquisite words; but you can forget all that and just master the ones that can be found lying unloved in the literary gutter.