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Creative Cursing

Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: Running PressBook Pub
ISBN: 9780762435753
Size: 36.63 MB
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Whether you’re annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique side-by-side flippable flap novelty book of amusing and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Both young and old students and professionals alike will appreciate this easy-to-use, uncensored, totally x-rated, and hilarious phrase generator. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.

Creative Cussin

Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780762440153
Size: 65.76 MB
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This "Creative Cursing" follow-up is a redneck-inspired curse-word generator of creative swearing and fun verbal abuse. Turn to any two pages at random in the one-of-a-kind novelty flip book format for a fresh new insult.

How To Swear Around The World

Author: Jay Sacher
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121834
Size: 34.87 MB
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This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals. Phonetic pronunciation is provided so that readers can curse like a native, and handy illustrations provide visual guides to these foreign exclamations. Perfect for the international traveler who may need to wish an enemy a painful death, insult a person's grandmother, or accuse someone's mother of having intimate relations with bears in the forest.

Wtf

Author: Gregory Bergman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440516146
Size: 65.66 MB
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You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large black—decaf. You go to save the presentation that's taken you all week to complete—only to discover it's corrupt. Your bank slaps you with a $25 charge for overdrafting 25 cents… And all you can think is…WTF? Luckily for you, this book fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes them say, "what the f*#!?" Step by step, the authors take readers through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life's many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life's most f*#!'ed-up situations are covered in this entertaining guide. Rather than turn lemons into lemonade, this book spits lemon juice into life's eye and gives it a good kick to the junk.

English As A Second F Cking Language

Author: Sterling Johnson
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 142999746X
Size: 58.12 MB
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In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening? Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress? John: Why the f*ck not? Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash. John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck. Mary: Good f*cking idea. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! “Great f*cking book!” —Stephen King

Dear Asshole

Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762442867
Size: 51.70 MB
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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Rude Hand Gestures Of The World

Author: Romana Lefevre
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452110174
Size: 67.72 MB
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A hand gesture is arguably the most effective form of expression, whether you re defaming a friend's mother or telling a perfect stranger to get lost. Learn how to go beyond just flipping the bird with this illustrated guide to rude hand gestures all around the world, from asking for sex in the Middle East to calling someone crazy in Italy. Detailed photographs of hand models and subtle tips for proper usage make Rude Hand Gestures of the World the perfect companion for globe-trotters looking to offend.

How Not To Be A Dick

Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Zest Books
ISBN: 1936976129
Size: 25.63 MB
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On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too.Essential (and emotionally intelligent) etiquette tips are packaged here alongside hilarious "Dick and Jane"-style illustrations. Laugh and learn.

Essential Foreign Swear Words

Author: Emma Burgess
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849532747
Size: 74.35 MB
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Never again be lost for words while abroad When you want to get your point across in a foreign language there's only one way to do it: by swearing your ass off! Impress the world with a stream of multilingual profanity from this nifty little book. It contains comprehensive coverage of swear words in French, German, Italian, and Spanish, with a bonus glossary of other languages at the back.

The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm

Author: James Napoli
Publisher: Sterling Innovation
ISBN: 9781402769528
Size: 24.50 MB
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Offers brief and sarcastic explanations for the existence of things ranging from acne, a way that nature delays sexual activity, to zebra, an animal made to look fat.