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Granny Swears

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530368327
Size: 55.40 MB
Format: PDF
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Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket

Granny Swears Black Edition

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532912931
Size: 58.96 MB
Format: PDF
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Granny Swears is a less-offensive swear word coloring book. First of its kind on Amazon! This is special black background edition 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with light swear words and beautiful patterns. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Granny swears inside the book: Gosh darn it Dagnabbit Bloody hell Son of a biscuit Sugar Honey Iced Tea Oh, for Pete ́s sake! Lord love a duck Well, bless your little heart What the heck Kiss my grits! Ah, fiddlesticks! Fudge nuts Hell ́s Bells You ́re a pain in the pip It ́s raining pitchforks! Damnit Horse piss Oh, sugar! Cold as a witch ́s tit Going to hell in a handbasket

Not Quite Sweary But Seriously Snarky Adult Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Pop Art Diva
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539466260
Size: 52.22 MB
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NO BLEEPIN' KIDDING! Here's A Not Quite SWEARY but Seriously SNARKY Adult Coloring Book for Folks who Just Can't Speak the Swear Words ... But Are Thinking Them! A Smack Speaking, Trash Talking, Insult Generating, Creative Cursing Activity Book Full of Almost Swear Words and Close To Colorful Cussing. FULL VIDEO PREVIEW AVAILABLE on my Amazon Author Page as well as at Pop Art Diva on YouTube! WHAT'S INSIDE? * 30 Beautiful, HAND DRAWN, SINGLE SIDED Coloring Pages! * 17 Vertical Images and 13 Horizontal Images. * There's even a coloring doodle on the "Book Colored by" page AND you can even color my portrait on the "About the Artist" page. * Skill levels are easy to moderately detailed. * Well defined boundaries to make it easy to "color inside the lines." * Includes Coloring Tips, Coloring Medium Charts and Medium Testing Pages! * Perfect coloring activity for when you want to cuss like a sailor but are too refined to do so. * SEND THEM OUT TO FRIENDS FOR A LAUGH or ENEMIES FOR RIOTOUS REVENGE! * FULL VIDEO PREVIEW ON Pop Art Diva's YOUTUBE Under Book's Title This is a coloring book for folks who might need to get some pent up feelings out but can't quite bring themselves to "swear in full color." Written with truly "colorful language" and illustrated with delightful detail to put a little color into your insults and dirty words. Bad mouthing has never been so beautifully silly - or fun. Get your aggressions out, grab your crayons, colored pencils or felt tip markers and speak your mind with a rainbow of almost potty mouth zingers, nasty put downs and sarcastic snipes. HERE'S A FEW OF THE ON THE EDGE OF OBSCENE OATHS INCLUDED: * There's Not Enough Vodka in the World to Erase You. * You Are So Fugly That Ugly and the F-Word had to Team Up. * If you spoke your mind you'd be speechless. * You Bombastic Ball of Bugger Butt Bile! * BLEEPIN' BOLLOCKS! * You're The Reason I'm on Valium. * You're A Flaming Flock of Folderol. * You drive me to drink. Every Freakin' Bottle in the Bar. * Sometimes I imagine you with a personality. * You're a Screaming Shovelful of Sorry Shinola. * Farkle Pecker! * You Are A Duffel Full of Donkey Drivel. * You Towering Tank of Titanic Turtle Turds! * Great Balls of Stoopid! * Don't Be A Dipwad Dooshenbag. * You Are A Perfectly Pretentious Pile Of Porcine Poo. * I don't have enough middle fingers to express my feelings for you. * Razzety Fracker * You Are A Malodorous Mountain of Mindless Muck. * Freakin' Fiddlesticks! * Swirling Crapola! * You are a Horrendous Heap of Heaving Horse Puckey. * Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one. * #[email protected]$*&%? Color yourself relieved and vindicated with these hilariously horrid but anger reducing, stress relieving and fun Coloring Pages filled with EGREGIOUS EPITHETS, RIOTOUSLY RUDE, INSULTINGLY BAD MOUTHED (Almost) PROFANE PLAYFULNESS, designed with tongue firmly in cheek and vengeance in mind by Pop Art Diva. (Go ahead, say that last paragraph 3 times after a few drinks!) Enjoy the Naughty Nastiness, COLOR AWAY YOUR ANGER and May the Expletives Be With You! Terri aka Pop Art Diva This book not really intended for children ... but then who am I to tell you how to deal with your kids? Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Swearing Cats

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781523710973
Size: 46.26 MB
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Beware! Cats swear like hell and have a predilection for the F-bomb word! Book not recommended for Children. Swearing Cats is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring hilarious cats! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny cats. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: D**k-head Kiss my a** A**hole C*nt Motherf***er Dumb f**k F**k it Bulls**t STFU S**tballs Prick C**k LMFAO S**t Bollocks Wanker Curse the f**k out J**k off C**t face S**t storm All words are integrated with cats illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out! This book will help you f**k the stress away!

Teacher Swears

Author: I. Love Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533106995
Size: 25.54 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."

Keep It Clean Alternate Swear Words Adult Coloring Book

Author: Wyknot Color
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781523739912
Size: 59.16 MB
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Keep It Clean; the first, original, Alternate-Swear words, adult coloring book! There are many swear word, adult coloring books on the market, however, this book offers a fun, new, refreshing, clean, alternative to actual swearing - with all the same anti-stress capabilities. Let go, de-stress with these alternate, near-swear words, because sometimes it's good to let it out, but you want to be polite. Keep It Clean, is filled with a variety of 20 unique, original designs. Some words are classic near-swears, some are more modern. Due to the nature of the words with some close rhymes to actual swears - this book is not appropriate for young children. However, mature teens, young adults and up, can enjoy this book. (See back cover for three examples.) Keep It Clean - Volume 2 coming soon!

Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms Saucy Swears

Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544840031
Size: 16.62 MB
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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.

Big Beautiful Bitch

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535284264
Size: 37.35 MB
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Thiago Ultra presents you with this awesome swear word coloring book, containing the best art ever created by the artist, along with positive sweary expressions to make your day even better! Join this coloring adventure alongside Thiago Ultra and be delighted when coloring his delicate, but full of character, designs. 20+ unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and beautiful patterns. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Grab you copy today!

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author: Julie Jackson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811853477
Size: 66.92 MB
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Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.

Animal Puns Adult Coloring Book

Author: Outrageous Katie
Publisher: Mother Dearest Books
ISBN: 9781945006142
Size: 78.86 MB
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Coloring Has Never Been This Funny Before! What do you get when you cross a joke book, and a coloring book? Easy, try my animal pun book and you will find out! This book is filled cover to cover with hilarious animal jokes and puns that will have you quacking up! My beautiful animal drawings will Toadally blow your mind! It's double the fun in one purchase. These pages include... Hilarious jokes and puns! Humorous animal drawings! Detailed lines, specializing in stress relief. An all around lighthearted experience. This is so much more than a coloring book! This is a stress relieving, gut busting, laugh riot. Don't debate any longer, buy my book and start a trend with Animal Puns: An adult coloring book by Trendi Mindi! Here at Trendi Mindi we hope that our books can help people with stress relief. Our adult coloring books are meant to be used to help relieve stress and we have thousands of satisfied adult coloring books fans. The designs we use are meant to be free flowing, peaceful, and serene. You have to see the coloring pages to really understand. Our Amazon reviews are a testament to our success as a company, we seek out the top reviewers of adult coloring books to be product testers. The responses we have gotten has been overwhelmingly positive. Take a look at any of our books and the top review is typically written by a top 500 reviewer. We love that we can get rave reviews from even the toughest critics, because that shows the casual customer that we are producing a quality product. Many of these reviewers talk about the beauty of our products, others mention our books stress relieving capabilities. Stress relief is the name of the game with coloring books. We stride everyday to make our books more relaxing than the rest. That is why we rank among adult coloring books best sellers.