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Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888007
Size: 40.70 MB
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

Mom Candy

Author: Jena Pincott
Publisher: Random House Reference
ISBN: 0375426299
Size: 80.98 MB
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Sweet, satisfying and calming, Mom Candy is the perfect pick-me-up gift for mothers of all ages. With 1,000 quotes, reflections, and insights Mom Candy gets at the heart of motherhood—from the anticipation of pregnancy and the arrival of a new baby, through the early years and the school days, to the lifelong bond that women have with their children. With thoughts from Hillary Clinton, Madeleine L'Engle, Michelle Obama, Kate Winslet, Reese Witherspoon, Erica Jong, Jodi Picoult, and many others. Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.— Tina Fey, actress, writer, and producer

Nurse Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945888021
Size: 57.68 MB
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Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.

The Big Fat Activity Book For Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735213682
Size: 15.49 MB
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. � Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) � Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up � Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women � Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen � Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

Experimenting With Babies

Author: Shaun Gallagher
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101599693
Size: 48.16 MB
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Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781250119919
Size: 31.82 MB
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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

The Mommy Journal

Author: Tracy Broy
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740727306
Size: 40.62 MB
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Ask any mother and she will tell you there are just not enough hours in the day. By the time she has fed, clothed, and bathed the children, read Curious George for the 100th time, cut the crusts off the PB&J sandwiches, and removed the ground-in dirt from the play clothes, she does not have time to create a detailed scrapbook of each of her children's lives. It's no wonder that so many elaborate baby books remain incomplete, their pristine pages adding to the guilt and inadequacy that many moms already feel.That is why The Mommy Journal is so perfect for today's moms. It offers a quick and guilt-free way to record the special moments of childhood. Space for each entry is only about three inches long and undated, so there is no pressure to write lengthy narratives or to journal every day. In less than five minutes, mothers can quickly jot down the moments they want to remember forever. Plus, unlike traditional baby books, The Mommy Journal lets mothers record memories of all their children in one place.Charming illustrations of toys, hearts, and animals grace each page. Every few pages contain a bit of parenting wisdom such as, "The best thing you can give children next to good habits are good memories." Instructions for fun activities moms can do with their children, such as make edible finger paint from instant pudding, are included as well.The Mommy Journal will become a treasured keepsake, both for the mom who creates it and for the child who receives this precious record of childhood.

New Moms Need New Swear Words

Author: J. D. Clean JD Clean Swears Coloring
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781534871915
Size: 52.90 MB
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Stress relieving coloring book full of HILARIOUS alternative swear words!! Trying not to curse in front of your children isn't easy! This awesome new coloring book gives alternative swear words for you to use that won't upset the kids!

Dad Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Papeterie Bleu
ISBN: 9781945888069
Size: 41.78 MB
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Dad. Daddums. Dadarino. Dadaringalingadingdong. This is your life: Kids, Cooking, Carpool, Coaching, Calling out the backyard, "Keep that racket down, I'm trying to watch ESPN!" It sounds like you need a break! Why don't you grab this book, your kid's gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while? Drink a beer while you're at it, and feel the stress relieving magic of coloring this book. #Dadlife is the best life! Happy Coloring!

How To Raise A Mom

Author: Jean Reagan
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0553538314
Size: 53.40 MB
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From the creators of the New York Times bestselling HOW TO . . . picture books comes a hilarious and heartwarming new story about raising a happy, healthy mom! This humorous new addition to the beloved and bestselling HOW TO . . . books takes readers through a playful and productive day with Mom. Written in an instructional style, two siblings suggest the best ways to raise a happy, healthy mom—from waking her up in the morning to arranging play dates, to making sure she gets enough exercise, some quiet time, and plenty of veggies! Filled with charming role-reversal humor, creative ideas, and lots of love, How to Raise a Mom is the perfect gift for Mother’s Day—or any day! Praise for the HOW TO . . . series: “A new hit this year is How to Catch Santa. . . . The picture book offers lighthearted tips on how kids can steal a glimpse of Mr. Elusive, aka Santa. . . . It’s one of USA Today’s recommended children’s books of this holiday season.” —USA Today (How to Catch Santa) “The charm of its premise and the clear bond between the generations will have kids and grandparents giggling together.” —School Library Journal (How to Babysit a Grandma) “An obvious choice for Father’s Day, with year-round surprise applicability.” —Kirkus Reviews (How to Surprise a Dad)