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Oh The Places You Ll Eff Up

Author: Joshua Miller
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1612432913
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A HILARIOUS GRADUATION KEEPSAKE THAT GLEEFULLY EXPOSES THE NOT-ALWAYS-AWESOME REALITIES OF STARTING OUT IN THE ADULT WORLD Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

You Don T Know Sh T

Author: Doug Mayer
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781429984119
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A brilliant miscellany of all things scatalogical "You Don't Know Sh*t glides from the sublime heights of human ingenuity to the lowest of the lower depths. It's the ultimate human journey."—Frederick Kaufman, author of Wasteland It's part of all of our lives. But how much do you really know about poop, scat, sh*t, excrement? From the historical to the scientific, the cultural to the gross, You Don't Know Sh*t packs a load of solid information into one tidy volume: --how great civilizations have pooped through the ages --why some poop floats and other poop sinks --the final word on whether people have individual brands of bathroom smells --what your sh*t (and sh*tting style) says about you --how astronauts poop in space --a complete glossary of terms and euphemisms for man's most fundamental function --fun facts about everything from the first flush, the famous Thomas Crapper, and the differences in bathroom basics around the world --a cloud's worth of information about farts, too!

Oh Baby The Places You Ll Go

Author: Tish Rabe
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0553520571
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Artfully extracted and adapted almost entirely from Ted Geisel's work, this is a must for all expectant parents - and introduction to the wonderful world of Dr. Suess for their adorable baby-to-be. Exciting new discoveries are being made all the time about how much learning takes place while a baby is still in its mother's womb, and Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! makes the perfect welcome! It's never too early to start them on a rich and healthy regimen of good ol' Dr. Seuss.

It S A Punderful Life

Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog & Bone
ISBN: 9781909313286
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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

Trivial Pursuits

Author: Ian Diorio
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 144124557X
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Your life is not a reality show. It's actual reality. But too many of us spend our lives on trivial pursuits--media, money, perpetual youth, and a culture of constant entertainment. We try to avoid the realities of pain, depression, loneliness, and mortality by filling our lives with diversions. Even worse, our churches that might use the reality of pain and suffering to point us to the cross instead dress the gospel up in the world's clothing so that it will seem more "relevant." With pinpoint accuracy, LA club DJ turned pastor Ian DiOrio diagnoses the problem and gives us the cure. Exposing our most common empty attempts to find meaning apart from God, DiOrio points us back to God and exhorts us to find meaning in our identities as followers of Christ, as shapers of culture, and as people who participate in communities of worship.

A Cat S Life

Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Te Neues Publishing Group
ISBN: 9783832796662
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Presents a humorous look at a cat's life.

Ready Player One

Author: Ernest Cline
Publisher: Broadway Books
ISBN: 0307887456
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Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read The worldwide bestseller—now a major motion picture directed by Steven Spielberg. In the year 2045, reality is an ugly place. The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS. Wade's devoted his life to studying the puzzles hidden within this world's digital confines—puzzles that are based on their creator's obsession with the pop culture of decades past and that promise massive power and fortune to whoever can unlock them. But when Wade stumbles upon the first clue, he finds himself beset by players willing to kill to take this ultimate prize. The race is on, and if Wade's going to survive, he'll have to win—and confront the real world he's always been so desperate to escape.

Oh The Effen Places You Ll Effen Go

Author: Your Uncle Josh
ISBN: 9781543900699
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Oh The Effen Places You'll Effen Go is a gift book for anyone commencing on a journey through the dynamic depths of life and change. With all the planning that it takes to go places (in the outside world), Oh The Effen Places... poetically describes how it is one's personal "inner" journey that gives direction to life's adventure. As a mirror shows you what you look like on the outside, a journal shows you what you look like within. In this book, we follow a walking journal as he sheds, crumples, burns, folds, faces and eventually embraces all of the pages of himself. Originally a poem given to his nephew on his high school graduation, YUJ evolved his words into a vivid, whimsical cartoon companion to his nieces and nephews as they embark upon their own journeys to the inevitable Effen places life presents. This book is the perfect gift for a graduation, career advancement, military deployment, surfacing from addiction or depression, or anyone going through a transition that could use a little self reflection.

Real Frank Zappa Book

Author: Frank Zappa
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0671705725
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Recounts the life and career of the inventive and controversial rock musician, and includes information on his philosophies on art, his opinions on the music industry, and his thoughts on raising children.