Download the dumbest things ever said in pdf or read the dumbest things ever said in pdf online books in PDF, EPUB and Mobi Format. Click Download or Read Online button to get the dumbest things ever said in pdf book now. This site is like a library, Use search box in the widget to get ebook that you want.



The Dumbest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029436
Size: 14.47 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
View: 2350
Download and Read
A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

Genderbabble

Author: David Olive
Publisher: Perigee
ISBN: 9780399518218
Size: 58.82 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
View: 5901
Download and Read
Gathers a variety of insensitive and stereotyped comments on women in politics, business, sports, and science

The Smartest Things Ever Said New And Expanded

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
Size: 16.31 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
View: 6813
Download and Read
The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.

1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216663
Size: 68.96 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
View: 5156
Download and Read
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips and jokes, all in one packed volume. From politicians to sports legends, Hollywood stars to Miss USA contestants, comedians are not the only ones tickling our funny bones and showing us the lighter side of life. *Great impulse buy*The 1001 Series books are Lyons Press bestsellers Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of thirty books including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks, The Best Advice Ever Given, and The Quotable Horse Lover.

776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Author: Ross Petras
Publisher: Main Street Books
ISBN: 0307764621
Size: 69.63 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
View: 4292
Download and Read
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time. From the Trade Paperback edition.

The Most Low Down Lousiest Loathsome Things Ever Said

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029452
Size: 27.75 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
View: 1397
Download and Read
A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.

The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians

Author: Ross Petras
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0671040537
Size: 54.34 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
View: 3550
Download and Read
Collects quotations from senators, congressmen, presidents, and presidential candidates, ranging from Bill Clinton's argument on the meaning of "it" to Bob Dole's crusade to wipe out erectile dysfunction

Sh T Politicians Say

Author: Jesse Ventura
Publisher: Skyhorse
ISBN: 1510714189
Size: 26.87 MB
Format: PDF
View: 412
Download and Read
From the moment a Founding Father first asked for a vote, politicians have been saying dumb stuff. From George Washington to George Bush (both of them!) right on to present-day pundits like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, political leaders can always be counted on to say funny, exasperating, and nonsensical things, often unintentionally. In Sh*t Politicians Say, Jesse Ventura shares the most entertaining and disturbing ?thoughts” from his political brethren, including these winners: "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” —Donald Trump "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” —Ronald Reagan "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” —Dan Quayle "A zebra does not change its spots.” —Al Gore "People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.” —Richard Nixon "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.” —former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld "I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” —George W. Bush From bigoted statements to outright lies . . . flip-flopping to just TMI, Sh*t Politicians Say will provide readers with a welcome respite from the presidential campaigns.

1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses

Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216683
Size: 63.39 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
View: 3833
Download and Read
From the dawn of time, horses have been at once our idols and our companions, awakening in us feelings of awe and inspiration while serving as our partners in almost all human endeavors. Philosophers, artists, and writers have sought to describe their--and our--attraction to these magnificent creatures that have become all things to all people. This book will reflect the variety of our fascination with and love of horses, from classic texts of Greek and Roman philosophers, the Bible, and the Koran through Shakespeare, Cervantes, and Dickens to such contemporaries as Clint Eastwood, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, and Mr. Ed.

More Political Babble

Author: David Olive
Publisher: Wiley
ISBN: 9780471135487
Size: 59.62 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
View: 3097
Download and Read
"I was dramatically shaped by my grandmother and my aunts because they convinced me there was always a cookie available. Deep down inside I'm four years old, and I wake up and think out there, there's a cookie. Every morning I'm going, you know, either it can be baked or it's already been bought, but it's in a jar . . . somewhere. . . ." — Newt Gingrich in 1994, from his Renewing American Civilization Lecture Series Picking up where its hilarious predecessor left off, this wickedly witty new treasure trove of outbursts, bon mots, and miscalculations draws from every corner of the political arena: foreign affairs, the White House, the scandals, the media, the campaign trail, and more. The laughs come from politicians past and present, including Republican presidential hopefuls Bob ("I don't think I'm mean. I don't throw things at my wife or staff.") Dole and Phil ("I'm carrying so much pork I'm beginning to get trichinosis.") Gramm. David Olive proves beyond a doubt that oral ineptitude knows no political affiliation, and that even history's most revered politicians could, at times, put foot firmly in mouth. The great Sir Thomas More once said, "Anyone who deliberately tries to get himself elected to public office is permanently disqualified from holding one." After reading this priceless compendium, we're sure you'll agree. Or perhaps President Clinton's campaign adviser, Paul Begala, put it best: "Politics is show business for ugly people." "Well, I don't have much job security." — Bill Clinton, on why he still plays the saxophone "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle." — Hillary Clinton "I understand my critics are fixated and pathologically disoriented, but they are my opponents. Why should I try to correct them?" — Newt Gingrich "We've never had a president named Bob. And I think it's time." — Bob Dole "I've got a lot to learn about Washington. Why, yesterday I accidentally spent some of my own money." — Senator Fred Thompson "Let me win the election and after that you come ask me questions about how I run a government." — Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chr?tien "Last year I was Bambi, this year Stalin. From Disneyland to dictatorship in twelve short months." — British Labor Party Leader Tony Blair