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Toddlers Are A Holes

Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761185755
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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Toddlers Are A Holes

Author: Sopha King Tyerd
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780990592891
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Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It's like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, kind, and wonderful to people who are not in primary custody of them. There's a reason toddlers are at their peak cuteness: it's because nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave them there with a note that says, "I'm a little $hit and they couldn't take it anymore." Hide in the bathroom and read this hilarious, satirical guide for instant comic relief from cutting toast into perfect triangles.

How Pop Culture Shapes The Stages Of A Woman S Life

Author: Melissa Ames
Publisher: Springer
ISBN: 1137566183
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Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and Burcon investigate the role of cultural texts in gender socialization at specific pre-scripted stages of a woman's life (from girls to the "golden girls") and how that instruction compounds over time. By studying various texts (toys, magazines, blogs, tweets, television shows, Hollywood films, novels, and self-help books) they argue that popular culture exists as a type of funhouse mirror constantly distorting the real world conditions that exist for women, magnifying the gendered expectations they face. Despite the many problematic, conflicting messages women receive throughout their lives, this book also showcases the ways such messages are resisted, allowing women to move past the blurry reality they broadcast and toward, hopefully, gender equality.

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Author: Bunmi Laditan
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ISBN: 9780761186656
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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development--not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief--along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Dare To Kiss A Cowboy

Author: Renee Roszel
Publisher: Diversion Books
ISBN: 1940941059
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He knew her as the sister of thief… Thanks to her brother’s foolishness, Anna Andrews has no choice but to face Dusty Dare and make an offer he’s likely to refuse. Or worse, he’ll simply toss her out the window. Anna has faced rejection before, but Dusty Dare’s hatred for the whole Andrews clan flashes in his eyes. In the presence of this forbidding—yet captivating—man, Anna yearns to break and run, but she has no other way to save her brother from jail and right his wrong. Dusty Dare, half Cherokee, is the owner of the most successful cutting horse ranch in Oklahoma. He’s not convinced that any woman can help run his ranch, but when his stable manager disappears, he’s forced to hire Anna. They both know that training his horses won’t be easy. And Anna knows it will be even more difficult to recover the prized carving her brother stole. As Anna spends more time with Dusty, their chemistry starts to heat up. It is painfully clear that Dusty Dare is the type of man her mother always warned her about: a firecracker. She knows all too well that getting close enough to touch is bound to burn! PRAISE FOR RENEE ROSZEL: "She is delightful, eloquent and humorous all in one." —Rendezvous Magazine "Talented...realistically excellent characterization" —Romantic Times

The Ghost Of Rock House

Author: Michael Causey
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1450040845
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The Ghost of Rock House – Nightwing’s Curse is a fictional story about a middle-aged couple whose lives become intertwined through one common denominator, an old rock house they had both lived in while in their youth. The spirit of a seven-year-old boy, insane and bearing a terrible curse, haunts the rock house and the couple, falling in love and unwilling to relinquish the house, soon find themselves, their friends, and even total strangers from across the sea, all drawn into a spiritual battle of good versus evil.