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When I Die Take My Panties

Author: Jennifer S. Coken
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing
ISBN: 0983371547
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When I Die, Take My Panties is a much needed wake-up call for women over 40 to start listening to their bodies and catch ovarian cancer early. But the book isn’t just about cancer. It is a reminder of the personal transformation that comes from tragedy and what can be learned along the way. Death forces us to face a harsh reality: So often we want to control life – and the truth is we can’t. We must come to terms with people and situations as they are, not as we wish they were. When I Die, Take My Panties takes the reader through a journey of discovering the gifts in their own life as they learn how to appreciate what is right in front of them.

Tuck Your Skirt In Your Panties And Run

Author: Lucy Adams
ISBN: 9781935602064
Size: 62.42 MB
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Ever laughed when you knew you shouldn't? Battled with Satan over chocolate? Forgotten to wear lipstick to the Garden Club meeting? Tried to define variorium? At times like these, what else can you do but Tuck Your Skirt in Your Panties and Run? In her much awaited second book, award winning writer Lucy Adams, author of If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny, takes readers on a roller-coaster ride through life's most embarrassing moments and delivers them safely on the other side. In her usual form, Adams gives readers an eye-watering, nose-snorting, giggling gift of a good time. Join a 40 year-old bridesmaid on her journey to walk down the aisle, delve into a magnolia massacre, attend a hawg killin' with the communists, do some island living country style, and inflict vicarious revenge on the inventor of the balloon. Adams's wit will make you turn around and check your own underwear. Best of all we each can relax in the realization that we're not the only ones running with our skirts tucked in our panties. Praise for Tuck Your Skirt In Your Panties and Run "Humorist Lucy Adams has found her voice!" - Tripp Bowden, author of Freddie & Me: Life Lessons from Freddie Bennett, Augusta National's Legendary Caddy Master "Pour a tall glass of sweet iced tea, sit back and relax on the front porch and savor the down-home humor of Ms. Adams, but be warned, the tea's just as cold coming out through your nose." - Rick Rantamacki, author of Mental Notes - From the Brink of Reality "Reading anything written by Lucy Adams is like solving the problems of the world, particularly the world of family life, over a cup of coffee with your best girlfriend. Her prose takes the mundane, morose and maddening things that are part of everyday life and weaves them into stories that will have you laughing, crying and mostly realizing that yes, you are pretty much like everyone else." - Karin Calloway, editor, Augusta Family Magazine and author of Quick Cooking with Karin Calloway About the Author Lucy Adams graduated from the University of Georgia with a B.S. in education then went on to earn an M.S. in psychology from Augusta State University. A syndicated columnist, she currently writes a humor column for several newspapers in Georgia and Tennessee. She also teaches second grade. If Mama Don't Laugh is Lucy's first book. Lucy lives in Thomson, Georgia with her husband and four children. In her spare time, she breathes and washes clothes.

The Kitsune Collection

Author: Melissa Stevens
Publisher: Melissa Stevens
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Nickie is shocked to find that not only do shifters exist, but she is one. Amidst her confusion, her closest friend turns on her. Who can she trust? When an old friend appears, she realizes she's not alone in her struggle to learn a new life and culture, but is she ready for what life holds in store for her?

Desert Orchid

Author: CC MacKenzie
Publisher: More Press
ISBN: 1909331074
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Think ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’ meets ‘Taken’. A young Arabian Queen must marry a wild, wicked and wilful Prince to save her people from civil unrest and protect the wealth of her Kingdom. Charisse never expected to find love with a darkly brooding man who looks and lives like a rock star, Mills and Boon Style Growing up as a member of royalty isn't everything it's proclaimed to be. Khalid El Haribe learned that heartbreaking lesson five years ago and isn't interested in ruling a small desert kingdom or marriage but he cannot forget the debt he owes his family. Perhaps doing his duty will atone for past mistakes? Meeting the beautiful and feisty Charisse comes as a pleasant surprise...the attraction between them burns as hot as the desert. But tragic events in Charisse's past threaten to destroy her Kingdom and her life, too. Can their fragile love survive? If you like Barbara Freethy, Bella Andre, Marie Force, Mills and Boon and Harlequin Romances you will enjoy this book. sheik romance, princess, desert romance, contemporary romance, romantic suspense, romantic thriller, cc mackenzie

Grannie Panties Are Under Rated

Author: Gayle Erickson
ISBN: 9780998995908
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Elle Martin has it all. Handsome and successful husband. Check. Daughter and son attending exclusive private high school. Check. Privilege, status, and wealth. Check, check, check. But there is more to Elle's story. Already struggling to keep up appearances in a social set full of pretension and ultra-competitiveness, Elle's facade of perfection is threatened when her husband makes an announcement that will force her to confront a dark past she has successfully hidden for years. What will happen when long-buried secrets are unearthed and haunting new revelations are discovered? Will Elle be able to find the happy ending she so desperately seeks? Toggling between the early nineties and the present day, Panties Are Underrated captures the Gen X experience from latchkey kid to helicopter parent with keen insight and precision. A page turner full of surprising twists, it is a must read for anyone who has struggled to reconcile the chasm between the person they once were, the person they have become, and the person they long to be.

Durata Del Dramma

Author: L. R. Parenti
Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN: 9780976217329
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Have you ever told yourself that you're done being nice to people? Have you ever felt that you didn't want to deal with drama in your life anymore? Are you a person who claims to hate drama, but seems to find yourself in it at every turn? Then you are not alone. Olivia felt that way, too. How is it, that drama became the catch-phrase of the moment-and how is it that everyone seems to know what it means? When it comes to drama, Olivia knows it. One bad mood and a car crash later, Olivia finds herself having to re-live the drama of life all over, in a very unconventional (yet trendy) kind of way. Join her as she relives the tales of love and lust, money and sex, and ponders the meaning of life through the sympathetic ear of a total stranger. Powerful, personal and controversial, Olivia "tells it like it is" as she relays her experiences that many people can identify with, but would never admit to. You may laugh, you may cry, you may strongly disagree-but you won't feel alone anymore, and we all need that from time to time.

Creepy Carrots

Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442453095
Size: 54.66 MB
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In this Caldecott Honor–winning picture book, The Twilight Zone comes to the carrot patch as a rabbit fears his favorite treats are out to get him. Includes audio! Jasper Rabbit loves carrots—especially Crackenhopper Field carrots. He eats them on the way to school. He eats them going to Little League. He eats them walking home. Until the day the carrots start following him...or are they? Celebrated artist Peter Brown’s stylish illustrations pair perfectly with Aaron Reynold’s text in this hilarious picture book that shows it’s all fun and games…until you get too greedy.

Creepy Pair Of Underwear

Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 148147670X
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From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!

The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

Author: Sherman Alexie
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316219304
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Bestselling author Sherman Alexie tells the story of Junior, a budding cartoonist growing up on the Spokane Indian Reservation. Determined to take his future into his own hands, Junior leaves his troubled school on the rez to attend an all-white farm town high school where the only other Indian is the school mascot. Heartbreaking, funny, and beautifully written, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, which is based on the author's own experiences, coupled with poignant drawings by Ellen Forney that reflect the character's art, chronicles the contemporary adolescence of one Native American boy as he attempts to break away from the life he was destined to live. With a forward by Markus Zusak, interviews with Sherman Alexie and Ellen Forney, and four-color interior art throughout, this edition is perfect for fans and collectors alike.