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You Re The Shit

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533001566
Size: 80.92 MB
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Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.

You Are A Badass

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535558761
Size: 13.27 MB
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Embrace your badassery. Even more bold and flippant than You're the Shit, the original totally inappropriate self-affirming coloring book, this second book in the series delivers 25 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to enjoy. Keep them to give yourself a little boost whenever you need it, or gift a colored page to a friend. Ranging from simple to intricate, most of these beautiful drawings include cheekily profane, uplifting messages like "I love the shit out of you" and "Be fucking awesome today." So go ahead and release your brazen inner artist. Grab your pencils or markers, pour yourself a glass or mug of whatever makes you happy, and color the shit out of this book. Because you totally ARE a badass.

You Are One Bamf

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548233440
Size: 63.16 MB
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Own your badassdom. Even more brazen and shameless than the original Totally Inappropriate self-affirming coloring books, YOU'RE THE SHIT and YOU'RE TOTALLY BADASS, this third book in the series delivers 37 single-sided, gorgeous designs for you to color and enjoy. Frame them to give yourself a daily boost, or gift a colored page to a friend. Ranging from simple to intricate, most of these beautiful drawings include cheekily profane, uplifting messages like "You are Awesome (keep that shit up)" and "You are a shit ton of Badass." So go ahead and embrace your inner irreverence. Celebrate your sassy side. Grab your pencils or gel pens...and color like the badass you are.

F Ck Cancer

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548184506
Size: 17.31 MB
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This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.

Love Trumps Hate

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540728654
Size: 69.64 MB
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Choose love. Need to decompress from the stress of this world? Know someone that could use the assurance that people really do care? Want to make a colorful statement against hate, racism, sexism, and bigotry? Then this coloring book is for you. With uplifting and empowering messages like "Kindness is everything," "Be the light," "Raise your voice," and "Resist," the 29 single-sided, gorgeous designs inside will give you plenty of coloring to help you relax and keep you inspired. Frame some to give yourself a boost when you need it or spread the love by gifting a colored page to a friend. So go ahead and find a nice quiet spot, grab your favorite colored pencils or gel pens, and jump in. And remember that love always trumps hate. Note: 25% of the profits from the sale of this coloring book is being donated to inclusive organizations that help people fight for their rights.

Let S Pretend This Never Happened

Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101573082
Size: 29.88 MB
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The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

The Things They Carried

Author: Tim O'Brien
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547420293
Size: 65.24 MB
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A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.

Fuck Cancer

Author: Jennifer Lynch
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692964965
Size: 79.50 MB
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When Jennifer prayed to the full moon in Scorpio asking the universe for a partner and family, she never expected to find her way back to her oldest friend, now a bald female cancer patient with four fantastically rambunctious kids. Follow their journey of rekindled friendship and sisterhood as Jennifer hits the road to raise money and spread Breast Cancer awareness throughout New England by bike and Ericka stays home to beat the shit out of cancer.

Flowers And Shit Midnight Edition

Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532841712
Size: 44.88 MB
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BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT/BLACKOUT VERSION OF FLOWERS AND SHIT. Use neon or bright colors to make these pages GLOW! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary glowing shit?This book is a stress reliever with fancy glowing sweary wordsThis book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 glowing Pages to color 6 Bonus glowing Mandalas 36 Total coloring pages! Some with glowing swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the glowing swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal glowing Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! With a black background, Someone turned the lights out on this coloring book! It glows. What are the sayings included in this glowing Sweary edition of Flowers and shit? McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas wordsAdult swear word coloring bookswear word coloring book for adultssweary wordsswear word color bookStress Relieving fancy sweary wordsColoring flowers for adults

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345549988
Size: 50.40 MB
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NATIONAL BESTSELLER A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.