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You Re The Shit

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533001566
Size: 63.19 MB
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Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.

You Are A Badass

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535558761
Size: 15.53 MB
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Embrace your badassery. Even more bold and flippant than You're the Shit, the original totally inappropriate self-affirming coloring book, this second book in the series delivers 25 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to enjoy. Keep them to give yourself a little boost whenever you need it, or gift a colored page to a friend. Ranging from simple to intricate, most of these beautiful drawings include cheekily profane, uplifting messages like "I love the shit out of you" and "Be fucking awesome today." So go ahead and release your brazen inner artist. Grab your pencils or markers, pour yourself a glass or mug of whatever makes you happy, and color the shit out of this book. Because you totally ARE a badass.

F Ck Cancer

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548184506
Size: 27.82 MB
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This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.

You Are One Bamf

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548233440
Size: 70.68 MB
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Own your badassdom. Even more brazen and shameless than the original Totally Inappropriate self-affirming coloring books, YOU'RE THE SHIT and YOU'RE TOTALLY BADASS, this third book in the series delivers 37 single-sided, gorgeous designs for you to color and enjoy. Frame them to give yourself a daily boost, or gift a colored page to a friend. Ranging from simple to intricate, most of these beautiful drawings include cheekily profane, uplifting messages like "You are Awesome (keep that shit up)" and "You are a shit ton of Badass." So go ahead and embrace your inner irreverence. Celebrate your sassy side. Grab your pencils or gel pens...and color like the badass you are.

Love Trumps Hate

Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540728654
Size: 46.99 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Choose love. Need to decompress from the stress of this world? Know someone that could use the assurance that people really do care? Want to make a colorful statement against hate, racism, sexism, and bigotry? Then this coloring book is for you. With uplifting and empowering messages like "Kindness is everything," "Be the light," "Raise your voice," and "Resist," the 29 single-sided, gorgeous designs inside will give you plenty of coloring to help you relax and keep you inspired. Frame some to give yourself a boost when you need it or spread the love by gifting a colored page to a friend. So go ahead and find a nice quiet spot, grab your favorite colored pencils or gel pens, and jump in. And remember that love always trumps hate. Note: 25% of the profits from the sale of this coloring book is being donated to inclusive organizations that help people fight for their rights.

Furiously Happy

Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 125007701X
Size: 74.62 MB
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In Furiously Happy, #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos. "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Furiously Happy is about "taking those moments when things are fine and making them amazing, because those moments are what make us who we are, and they're the same moments we take into battle with us when our brains declare war on our very existence. It's the difference between "surviving life" and "living life". It's the difference between "taking a shower" and "teaching your monkey butler how to shampoo your hair." It's the difference between being "sane" and being "furiously happy." Lawson is beloved around the world for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are - the beautiful and the flawed - and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Because as Jenny's mom says, "Maybe 'crazy' isn't so bad after all." Sometimes crazy is just right.

The Things They Carried

Author: Tim O'Brien
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547420293
Size: 77.66 MB
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A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.

Fuck Cancer

Author: Jennifer Lynch
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692964965
Size: 12.74 MB
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When Jennifer prayed to the full moon in Scorpio asking the universe for a partner and family, she never expected to find her way back to her oldest friend, now a bald female cancer patient with four fantastically rambunctious kids. Follow their journey of rekindled friendship and sisterhood as Jennifer hits the road to raise money and spread Breast Cancer awareness throughout New England by bike and Ericka stays home to beat the shit out of cancer.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345549988
Size: 33.74 MB
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NATIONAL BESTSELLER A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.

You Are Here

Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 9781250119889
Size: 28.47 MB
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A new book from #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson, destined to be a classic—part therapy, part best friend, part humor, part coloring book. When Jenny Lawson is anxious, one of the things she does is to draw. Elaborate doodles, beautiful illustrations, often with captions that she posts online. At her signings, fans show up with printouts of these drawings for Jenny to autograph. And inevitably they ask her when will she publish a whole book of them. That moment has arrived. You Are Here is something only Jenny could create. A combination of inspiration, therapy, coloring, humor, and advice, this book is filled with Jenny’s amazingly intricate illustrations, all on perforated pages that can be easily torn out, hung up, and shared. Drawing on the tenets of art therapy—which you can do while hiding in the pillow fort under your bed—You Are Here is ready to be made entirely your own. Some of the material is dark, some is light; some is silly and profane and irreverent. Gathered together, this is life, happening right now, all around, in its messy glory, as only Jenny Lawson could show us.